CAUTION: THIS POST WILL PRE-RUIN ANY HOPES FOR THE 2014 GODZILLA MOVIE! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK

I recently watched the 2014 remake of godzilla, and overall, i have to say, it was painful.

First things first, it’s bad enough that it takes about an hour until you actually see godzilla, and i would be able to live with that if they didn’t randomly stick giant radioactive parasites that feed on radiation in the middle of it. Second of all, they completely changed godzilla’s story, he is SUPPOSED to be a lizard in an area near an atom bomb when it went off, the radiation mutating him to his massive size. He is also a monster that destroys cities without thought. He doesn’t care what so ever about humanity, even dislikes them.

But now? Now they’ve made him a monster that is born to protect the balance of the universe, a guardian of sorts. He protects humanity from threats, which, in this movie, happen to be a pair of giant radiation eating parasites.

At least they kept godzilla’s blue fire breating power….. and a cartoonish face…..

But making him the hero…… I can’t stand it…… When i saw the comercial i expected it to be and awesome movie of godzilla attacking the world and the world desperatly trying to fight back, and maybe entangling some epic storyline for the PEOPLE in there. But not for godzilla himself!