Designer Jeans, why the hell would you buy em’.

They aren’t any more comfortable, they don’t last longer, and they are like $60 dollars more expensive, so why do you buy them?

For a word.

Written on the inside.

Of the butt of your pants.

Or in some cases the front. But i mean SERIOUSLY! It’s not like someones going to randomly come up to you, open the front of your pants, look inside, just to see if your jeans are designer! Its completely pointless! And then there’s the jeans were the designer is printed on the outside of the butt. This certain placement of the brand is only really in girls jeans, which almost worsens what that placement causes.

You see, when someone wears something with words on the outside, people automatically read it, and the person wearing it wants people to read it. But what about when the words are on a person’s butt, cause when people try to read it, the wearer freaks out, kicks the reader, and accuses them of being a pervert for looking at their butt.

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE PEOPLE LOOKING AT YOUR BUTT THEN DON’T WEAR PANTS WITH WORDS ON THE SEAT!!!!!