Ok so, there is a man on a boat and there is a hole in his boat and its starting to sink. He is a very religious man, so he prays to God and believes very strongly that god will save him.

Eventually a boat passes by, and offers their help, but the man turns the help down saying that God will save him.

Soon enough another boat passes, one that also offers its help, but he turns it down again saying God  will save him.

A couple hours passed and the water was up to his knees when the next boat passed, this one insisted on their help, but he turned it down yet AGAIN saying God will save him.

Pretty soon the boat sank all the way and he drowned, and when he went to heaven he went and asked God: “Why didn’t you save me God?” And god replied:”What do you mean? I sent you three boats!”